A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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This is not a joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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