- Anti Joke

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table