- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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