Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

verry nice how mUCH?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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