A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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