- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Waseem is not a funny guy!

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

How did th-A fridge.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

I tell an anti joke!.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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