whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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...NO.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Susie has Autism

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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