What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

I'm a like whore

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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