Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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I enjoy anal.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Wade's the father

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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