What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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The penn state football administration

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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