- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

How did th-A fridge.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Obama

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

A jew go out of a bar

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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