A Jew walks into a Furness

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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