- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

knock, knock. come in.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What did the clock say? The time.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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