- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Knock Knock Yes?

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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