without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Romney 2012

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Knock Knock Come in

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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wnba

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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