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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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