What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

guess what chicken butt

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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