Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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