your mom

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Cancer.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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man boobs

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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