Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Yes. Just Yes.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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