Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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anti jokes

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Where is my tractor?

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Halo < COD

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Women's Sports

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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