Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

your mom

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What's wrong with woman Everything

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Cancer.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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