- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

like for a handjob.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Gadaffi

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Obama

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

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