What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Wats a joke?

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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asparagus

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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