Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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I like pom

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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