- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm gay. No homo.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

The weels on the bus go...flat

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Wats a joke?

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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