- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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