Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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