If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Ouch.

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minecraft

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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