What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Poop

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Who has downs this joke

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

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