- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Woman's rights.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

I like to eat people

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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