what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Alex Eggbert

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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I'm gay. No homo.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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¿melano?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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