Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

The 13th Amendment...

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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