- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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