sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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24!

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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