- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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