- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

...NO.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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