- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Win and Beau have no friends

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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