Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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That didn't hurt.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Heartlight

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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twilight

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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