Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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twilight

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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