What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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I can Nazi

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Nothing yet CC

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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