- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Knock Knock. Come in.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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