Why? Because!

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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why?

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Woman's rights.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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