What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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