Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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