- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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