emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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I enjoy anal.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Hippopatomous!

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Wade's the father

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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OBAMA

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Anti Joke

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