What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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women playing football?

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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asian drivers.

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alert("The Game");//

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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why?

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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