so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Hey, Max!!

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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