CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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