What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Knock Knock. Come in.

Trashcan!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why was Timmy sad?

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Gadaffi

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Chuck Norris died.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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