Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Hashtag

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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