What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Ha

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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