WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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a ginger has a soul

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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