Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Nobody cares.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Penis.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Gadaffi

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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