Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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women's rights.

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The 13th Amendment...

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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