- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

I grammer is gooder then yours.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

A black man walks into a book store.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

69, hahaha

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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