It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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JEWS

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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