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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

no

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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