How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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