- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

I'm gay. No homo.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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