How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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