What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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