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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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