Anti-joke.

Vagina ass.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Knock knock Come In.......

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Women's Rights.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

I'm off to my tank guys!

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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