Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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