- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

I am on a escalator.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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