Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Dick spice

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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How did th-A fridge.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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