A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Cancer.

what is big and white? the moon

monkey sponge

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What's brown and sticky? Shit

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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