what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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