- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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