What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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hi michael

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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