Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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