Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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I have no ideas.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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