Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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peter charastabopouloulous

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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monkey sponge

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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A jew went to Germany.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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