A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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