- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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