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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

The weels on the bus go...flat

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

knock knock who's there?

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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