- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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