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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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