What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Passing by

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