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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

what do you call a retarded italian Niko

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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